A Drunk Driver Tries to Hide His Scent from Police Dogs . . . By Dousing Himself in Human Waste from a Port-a-Potty

Posted in Pictures, Video, Commercials, Media, Uncategorized by wolferadio11 on August 6, 2011

I’m gonna go ahead and guess these were the worst few hours of this guy’s entire life. On Tuesday afternoon, just before 2:00 P.M., 56-year-old Gordon Flavia of Longview, Washington was driving drunk and crashed his Jeep into the garage of a condo complex. The Jeep was totaled, so he decided to take off on foot. Gordon was afraid the police dogs would track him by his scent, so he came up with a plan.  A horrible, horrible plan. He went into a Port-a-Potty . . . and doused himself in HUMAN WASTE to hide his scent It didn’t work, and the police opened the door of the Port-a-Potty and found him . . . soaking wet and covered in fecal matter. He was arrested.

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