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A Man In Washington Has Had Sexual Relations With 1,000 Cars

Posted in Pictures, Video, Commercials, Media, Uncategorized by wolferadio11 on May 27, 2011

Well, at least this guy picked a twisted, deviant fetish that doesn’t hurt anyone.  Might not be great for mufflers though. 61-year-old Edward Smith of Washington has announced that he’s had sex with 1,000 cars. Edward says number 1,000 was special . . . she’s a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla and he’s currently dating her. Although not exclusively . . . he was also intimate with a 1973 Opal GT named Cinnamon and a 1993 Ford Ranger Splash named Ginger. He says, quote, “I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love.  I’m not sick and I don’t want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference.” Edward had relations with his first car at age 15 and says he’s never had sexual feelings toward any human, man or woman.  He didn’t get into the specifics of HOW he has sex with the cars . . . but we have a tailpipe-related guess. He says he’s one of about 500 people worldwide who actively participate in online forums for people who are sexually attracted to cars. 

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