Nebraska Police Pull Over a Truck With Four Drunk, Naked People In the Cab
Nebraska Police Pull Over a Truck With Four Drunk, Naked People In the Cab… Fortunately For Them, Turns Out It’s Legal To Be Nude In a Car. According to a police report that was just released, last Friday, around 3:00 A.M., the Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office in Nebraska got a call. Someone had spotted a Ford F-250 driving recklessly . . . and more importantly, it appeared to be stuffed full of YOUNG NUDE PEOPLE. A sheriff’s deputy pulled the truck over and the report was correct. Inside the cab there were four people . . . two men and two women . . . and they were all FULLY NUDE. Their clothes were in the truck bed. They were also drunk. It appeared they’d gotten hammered on the good stuff . . . BUSCH LIGHT . . . because the deputy found an empty Busch Light box and empty cans in the truck as well. There’s good news for these four and bad news. The good news: In Nebraska, it’s totally legal to drive or ride in a car fully naked. So none of them got hit with any kind of indecency charge.
The bad news: It’s not legal to drive drunk anywhere. So while the passengers got off . . . pun not intended, but now that I made it I’m glad I did . . . the driver did NOT get off. 32-year-old Nickolus Borgman of Denton, Nebraska was arrested for his THIRD DUI, and also driving without a seatbelt, an overloaded front seat, and open containers of alcohol.