A Man Is Caught With a Stolen Car But Tells the Cops That He Didn’t Steal It, He Paid For It . . . With Bags of Meth
I’m torn on meth. On one hand, it’s a terrible plague that’s causing countless problems in this country. On the other hand . . . it’s also giving us some of the most AMAZING idiot criminals we’ve ever had.
26-year-old Jerry Wayne Means of Marmet, West Virginia, is one of those. Over the weekend, he was pulled over driving an Oldsmobile Intrigue that had been reported stolen. But Jerry had a perfectly reasonable explanation for the cops.
Jerry explained that he’d bought the car from its owner by paying for it with . . . a couple of $50 bags of meth. He was arrested and charged with possession of a stolen vehicle, delivery of methamphetamine, and not having a license.