A Grandma Tries To Get Out Of A DUI By Bribing A Cop With . . . A Delicious Grilled Cheese Sandwich
If I were a cop, I honestly don’t know if I could turn down a bribe this seductive. But Calvin Batts is an officer in Marion County, Florida, and he’s clearly stronger than I am.
Last week, Calvin pulled over a woman who was swerving. She turned out to be Elsie Wright O’Conner, a 65-year-old grandmother from Ocala, Florida. Calvin spotted an empty bottle of Skyy vodka in her SUV, and another that was half full. Elsie also failed a field sobriety test, so Calvin told her he’d have to arrest her for drunk driving. And that’s when she broke out the best bribe she could come up with. Elsie invited Calvin to come back to her house, where she would rock his world by giving him . . . a delicious, homemade grilled cheese sandwich. He reached down deep inside and managed to find the strength to turn her down. Calvin took her to jail. When they breathalyzed Elsie, she blew a .272 and a .254, both of which are more than three times the legal limit.