A Man Gets A DUI After Police Catch Him Swerving . . . Because He Was Making Salami Sandwiches And Driving Drunk

Posted in Uncategorized by wolferadio11 on September 22, 2010

Drunk driving is dangerous and stupid enough. But if you’re drunk driving AND doing some multitasking that would be hard to pull off sober, you’d be lucky to just get a DUI, and not a funeral.
Earlier this month, a 24-year-old man from Elm Grove, Wisconsin (his name hasn’t been released) was doing the whole drunk driving-and-multitasking thing.
The police saw the man swerving between lanes and not using his turn signal, so they pulled him over.
During the stop, the man started eating a salami and cheese sandwich. And when the officers saw a loaf of bread and packages of salami and cheese on his passenger seat, they realized he’d been making sandwiches WHILE he drove. There was also an empty bottle of vodka on the floor of the car, and the man admitted he’d had between six and 10 drinks earlier in the day. He also admitted he was a recovering marijuana and painkiller addict and had recently relapsed. He was arrested for a DUI and a BAD case of the munchies.

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